今天在 YouTube 到處連結影片看，無意間看見這個影片，實在快要笑死我！這歌詞未免也太符合我的心聲了吧？！ＸＤ

一開始只是覺得那貓跟我女兒有點像，沒想到連個性都一樣呀～讓我第一次看到就邊聽邊哈哈大笑，原來天下每個調皮貓咪的主人都一樣認命哪～！冏rz 光是聽到 bite 個不停就快笑死，因為我的手比那個主人還慘，哈ＸＤ！

話說回來，我女兒現在在彰化越來越瘋了，而且越不越不想甩我這個老娘～讓我好難過呀＞＿＜～！

I got this little kitty about 2 months back
He was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior, you know what I mean

He's an evil little kitty, look what he did to my hand
Tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
And I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper

You could lock him in a closet, and he just won't care
Kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
Always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
Playing in the window sills and tearing through the house

He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles, just so he could be a little part of
He's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta

Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite

Where'd you go? Are you stalking me?
Are you under the couch, quite possibly?
Ears laid back ,so you don't get caught
Ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got

I know you're probably watching me from across the room
Concentrating, contemplating, on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out, come out, before I make things worse

I've seen where you hide, and I know where you've been
Hey kitty, why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared

I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today

Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite bite
Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite bite
Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now

I've got 'em cornered, and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast, before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink

What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
Then (fart) next minute kitty's out like a light

How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
This kitty may destroy everything that I own

Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
And the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention

Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Little bitty kitty wanna bite, bite, bite
Hey little sparta, what is with all the fight
Showing love, that's all this kitty does

＜本人中譯＞

兩個月前　我養了這隻小貓
牠本來是最乖的小貓　但現在卻讓我快抓狂
這隻小貓像個忍者　一直偷襲我的腳
這隻小貓像個戰士　你懂我的意思

牠是隻邪惡的小貓咪　看看牠對我的手做了啥好事
竭盡牠所能　不斷搞破壞
給牠玩具玩　但牠卻寧願玩包裝紙
給牠換水喝　但牠卻仍愛喝馬桶水

你可以把牠關在衣櫃裡　反正牠根本不在意
貓咪啃我的鞋子　又吃我的頭髮
老是抓壞我最愛的椅子　在沙發跳來跳去
躲在窗台玩　在房子裡暴衝

牠總是活蹦亂跳　超容易討好
貓咪攻擊任何會動的東西
製造麻煩　開始大戰　都是牠的拿手本事
牠是最壞的小貓　所以我們叫牠斯巴達

嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬　咬　咬不停
嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬　咬　咬不停
嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬　咬　咬不停
嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬不停

你跑到哪啦？　你想偷襲我嗎？
你九成　就躲在沙發底下？
耳朵朝後壓平　以為這樣就不會被抓包
準備用你身上每樣東西　撲向我的腿

我知道你大概正在房間另一頭　盯著我看
專注地　死盯著　快要展開攻擊　
我說小貓啊　你又不會隱形　我要先把你給找出來
出來呀　出來呀　不然等等你就慘了喔

我早就看到你在躲　也知道你在哪
我說小貓啊　你幹嘛不放棄
就算你試著偷偷溜到我這裡　我已做好準備
穿上我的防護罩　才不怕你咧

我想我聽到　有隻小貓躲在床底下囉
我知道你在製造噪音　好讓我思緒混亂
你可以儘管偷襲我　但我不會讓你稱心如意
你總似乎先發現我　但今天你不會

嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬　咬　咬不停
嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬　咬　咬不停
嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬　咬　咬不停
嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
出來呀　馬上讓你知道我的厲害

我逼至角落　現在牠是我的囊中物
這次　牠絕對跑不掉
我要快速抓住牠　在牠眨眼之前　然後…
喔　老天　牠在水槽睡覺耶

這隻貓到底在想什麼？　我根本搞不懂
牠有自己的床　可是從來不去睡
每次走路的時候　就跑出來想打架
然後　（放屁聲）　一轉身牠就不見貓影

我怎麼能讓這傢伙住在我家裡
我在講電話　還得盯著牠
我真有點怕　讓牠獨自在家
這隻貓八成會把我全部的東西破壞殆盡

現在看著牠　我怎麼有點罪惡感
牠可是我養過最棒的小貓咪
有件超重要的事　我忘了說
其實牠不是愛打架　只是想吸引你的注意

嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬　咬　咬不停
嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬　咬　咬不停
嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
小小的貓咪　想要　咬　咬　咬不停
嘿　小斯巴達　愛打架
只是想表達　牠有多愛你



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